Wednesday, March 4, 2009

You know you are addicted to coffee when...

You are employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze, you cherw on other people's finger nails,You can type sixty words per minute with your feet, you can jump start your car without cables. You don't sweat, you percolate.You've worn out the handle of your favorite coffee mug.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill, before you realize it's not hooked up. you're so wired you pick up radio signals. your birthday is a ntaional holiday in brazi. you go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. you namme your rats, "cream" and 'sugar'. your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position, you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffe mug.

you don't tan,you roast.you don't get mad, you get steamed .your cofee mug is insured by IGI insurance, you introduce your spouse as your coffee mate, you think CPR stands for coffee provides resusciation, you ski uphill,you get a speeding ticket even when you r parked. you haven't blinked since your last lunar eclipse, you just completed another sweater and you don't even know how to knit.

The Bible says "taste and see that the Lord is good".Here's an idea why not turn your coffee break into a time with God. carry a scripture with you. meditate while you sip, talk to God while you savor. doing this would transform your life.

Culled from a box of delights(J. John and Mark Stibble) and a word for today

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