How to make your first million naira…fast

Stop…
So you still think there’s a thing like fast money. I thought by now you will have been staying clear of any get rich scheme.They don’t ever seem to work,anyway i am about to introduce you to a very sure way of making quick money fast.

SING NONSENSE.Yes, you heard right, Sing, especially nonsense. Take a look around you.People are making a lot of money from singing, and guess what you don’t have to have anything to say. it’s amazing, you can sing gibberish,(e.g Konga) or you can just take a word and repeat it all over again(e.g Alhaji(who in d world sang that song) or you can abuse people(e.g Ori e foka si be(Your head scatter) by DJ Zeez), the list is endless, if they can do it, then you can too. of course ,make sure you have a catchy phrase,that they will use to identify you,(e.g Koko), and use nice beats preferably stolen from a mix of American music and indian music(nobody will know its stolen and you are sure it will sell,it already sold in the US).
If you succed in doing all this,i can assure you the only person who can stop you from making that million is K**** and D-*.
So don’t let me catch you complaining that you don’t have money, you are your own future.