Ideas for cards

in case u need "lyrics" for some cards you need to give to some friends,here are some i saw somewhere, i am sure you will find one to use.

Cover: I must admit u brought religion into my life
Inside: I never believed in hell till i met you

COver:As d days go by,i think how lucky i am
Inside: That you are not heren to ruin it

Cover:We've been friends for a long time
Inside: when do you say we stop

Cover:I always wanted to have someone to hold,to cherish and to luv,now that you have come into my life
Inside: I have changed my mind

Cheers.

How to make your first million naira…fast

Stop…
So you still think there’s a thing like fast money. I thought by now you will have been staying clear of any get rich scheme.They don’t ever seem to work,anyway i am about to introduce you to a very sure way of making quick money fast.

SING NONSENSE.Yes, you heard right, Sing, especially nonsense. Take a look around you.People are making a lot of money from singing, and guess what you don’t have to have anything to say. it’s amazing, you can sing gibberish,(e.g Konga) or you can just take a word and repeat it all over again(e.g Alhaji(who in d world sang that song) or you can abuse people(e.g Ori e foka si be(Your head scatter) by DJ Zeez), the list is endless, if they can do it, then you can too. of course ,make sure you have a catchy phrase,that they will use to identify you,(e.g Koko), and use nice beats preferably stolen from a mix of American music and indian music(nobody will know its stolen and you are sure it will sell,it already sold in the US).
If you succed in doing all this,i can assure you the only person who can stop you from making that million is K**** and D-*.
So don’t let me catch you complaining that you don’t have money, you are your own future.

Furgeson and the unified theory

This is from one of my part two notes, it was hilarious so i thought i would share it with every body.

In d beginning there was aristotle
and objects at rest tended to remain at rest
and objects in motion tended to come to rest
and God saw that it was boring,
although very restful.

Then God created Newton
and objects at rest tended to remain at rest
and objects in motion tended to remain in motion
and energy was conserved and momentum was conserved
and matter was conserved
and God saw that it was conservative.

Then God created Einstein
and everything was relative
and fast things became short
and straight things became curved
and the universe was filled with inertial frames
and God saw that it was relatively General
but some of it was especially relative.

Then God created Bohr
and there was the principle
and the principle was quantum
and all things were quantified
but some things were still relative
and God saw that it was confusing.

Then God was going to create Furgeson
and Furgeson would have unified
and he would have fielded a theory
and all would have been one
but it was the seventh day
and God rested
….and objects at rest tended to remain at rest